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hannibb:

who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants

(via andrewquo)

chickenstab:

the best thing about being an artist

is that i’m allowed to do this

iftheirwingscouldfly:

ishqbollywood:

gigawattz:

Are you fucking kidding me? How fucking offensive is this shit?

in this weeks episode: “in the past we stormed your country, now we decided to steal your culture and traditions instead.”

and actual sikh man got ran the fuck over and dragged for 30 feet bc he was in a turban (and this is only one instance in the mile long list of hate crimes) but somehow this is okay?
BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

iftheirwingscouldfly:

ishqbollywood:

gigawattz:

Are you fucking kidding me? How fucking offensive is this shit?

in this weeks episode: “in the past we stormed your country, now we decided to steal your culture and traditions instead.”

and actual sikh man got ran the fuck over and dragged for 30 feet bc he was in a turban (and this is only one instance in the mile long list of hate crimes) but somehow this is okay?

BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

(via digitallyimpaired)

successobsessed:

Here it is! I finally had a day off and was able to put this together for you guys:

What’s in my Bag: Studyblr Edition
From top left corner:

  • My laptop and my phone: no cases, I’m living life on the wild side these days
  • My scrunchie of the day
  • My little Daisy by Marc Jacobs perfume roller: I love it, it’s super feminine
  • Poking out from under my laptop: Pink pocket folder containing whatever important papers I have that day, like course syllabus, memory aids, usually I also have a pad of paper in there; My favourite ballpoint pen
  • Pencil case ( I need a new one!) contains: calculator, Stabilo highlighters, ballpoint pens, mechanical pencils, eraser, ruler, gluestick
  • Red index card holder contains: index cards, post-its, sticky page markers
  • Pack of gum and Eos cucumber hand lotion
  • My trusty Camelbak water bottle
  • My house key
  • Earphones
  • My lip colour of the day (usually have more than one cause I forget to take them out); Baby Lips chapstick; plain, un-tinted chapstick
  • Card holder and kitty coin purse: I use them as my wallet
  • Note pad, agenda, Staedtler pens
  • Laptop and phone chargers, white-out, mini stapler

Not pictured:

  • My glasses case & glasses
  • Little emergency bag containing: feminine hygiene products, Advil, mini deodorant, Band-Aids, hair tie, and a nail file

The head of a company survived 9/11 because
His son started kindergarten.

Another fellow was alive because it was
His turn to bring donuts.

One woman was late because her
Alarm clock didn’t go off in time.

One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike
Because of an auto accident.

One of them
Missed his bus.

One spilled food on her clothes and had to take
Time to change.

One’s
Car wouldn’t start.

One couldn’t
Get a taxi.

The one that struck me was the man
Who put on a new pair of shoes that morning,
Took the various means to get to work but before.
He got there, he developed a blister on his foot.
He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid.
That is why he is alive today..

Now when I am
Stuck in traffic,
Miss an elevator,
Turn back to answer a ringing telephone…
All the little things that annoy me,
I think to myself,

This is exactly where
I’m meant to be
At this very moment

—   (via theoutsiders)

(via astronaute)

n0t-quite-n0rmal:

deansass:

my teacher sent a student home today because the student had had an anxiety attack earlier in the morning and she said “if you have a broken bone, you don’t just keep walking on it and damaging it more, you treat it. Your mental health is the same. Health then school.” 

I was about to get really angry but it took a different turn than I expected
we really need more teachers like this 

(via astronaute)

theannieplanet:

do you think taylor lautner has war-like flash backs of shark boy and lava girl

(via andrewquo)

officialgeorgebush:

lewdfruitington:

omgpoetry:

this is funny
like really, really funny

You sly bugger. That took me a while.

I have googled my life away. I have read bible verses. I have studied the ohilosophical meaning behind the numbers. I have become a modern Gallup trying to ask people to help me figure this out. What the FUCK does it mean.

officialgeorgebush:

lewdfruitington:

omgpoetry:

this is funny

like really, really funny

You sly bugger. That took me a while.

I have googled my life away. I have read bible verses. I have studied the ohilosophical meaning behind the numbers. I have become a modern Gallup trying to ask people to help me figure this out. What the FUCK does it mean.

(via tiny-feather)

politicallyincorrectwalrus:

i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
who knows.

(via black-soul-heart-of-silver)